lamborghinea-pig:

vikingofficial:

karometeenk:

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

lipstickluchador:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

cactme:

memewhore:

This might be the worst offer I’ve ever received but it would take all of my strength to not accept.

werewolf boyfriend simulator

you will not see the gates of heaven

hatingongodot:

Read the rumor that Chris Pratt is accepting voice work bc he’s unvaccinated and can’t get in-person gigs, and you know what? I’m a truther now. This is my flat earth. This is my conspiracy theory I wholeheartedly accept

He could post a video of himself getting vaccinated and flash his vaccination card on camera and I’d still be like, this is clearly CGI. Look at the way the needle clips through his skin. Fake news.

softstraypuppy:

deathcalibur:

this is the image ever

t4t polycule

oneheadtoanother:

jeremybradshaw:

bisexual-apocalypse:

The secret good spn exists only here!

heedra:

i think women in media should be allowed to skitter around in the walls more. and hiss and screech and stuff. like metaphorically speaking. i think they should be more wretched in a terrible nasty clown sewer beast sort of way and btw i think they should be beloved main characters for this.

thenextmaryshelley:

the-order-of-smartasses:

constable-frozen:

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somerandomgit:

welcometothemaxipad:

theuntoaster:

sergle:

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van

UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist

USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

Is this…shipping discourse?

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.